why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
"40% of Afghanistan’s skateboarders are female.100 % of those are tough as nails. "
now that’s kickass
THIS IS THE RADDEST PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN ROCK THE FUCK ON
Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
deleting my school to focus on tumblr